Copyright

Unless stated otherwise, all photographs on this website were taken by me and thus are my intellectual property.

Private use: Feel free to use the pictures privately. If you want to be nice you could send me an email and tell me about it. I always like to hear when people like my work. Also, drop me an email if you need bigger versions.

Any other use: Use, publication, alteration, etc. is only allowed with my explicit permission. This is especially true for any kind of commercial use. You can always contact me if you are interested in using my pictures.

A violation of my copyrights will have severe consequences for you:

You will always miss the bus/train by a few seconds only. Taxi drivers will ignore you.

Airlines will loose your luggage.

Your countries tax authorities will randomly select you for a special tax audit.

The person you try to photograph will always blink when you press the shutter.

Your pasta will always be overcooked.

Your dandruff will get worse.

Your line at the cash register will always take the longest.

The dentist will pull out the wrong tooth.

You will be a magnet for lightning bolts in a thunderstorm.

More to come...